[ S'up, Vatheon. Guess who's been in a coma, dead to the world, for the last two weeks? And guess who is finally starting to show signs of life again? Your favorite blind legislacerator, that's who! But it appears she's not quite awake yet, oh no. Oh no, no, no. Not until she's gone and thoroughly embarrassed herself by rolling over onto her SFC ( Read more... )

--se fucking bright idea was it to put a gogdamn pole there?!

[ Why hello, Vatheon! Have a nasally- and scratchy-sounding troll girl peering into her fallen device. Seems she's dropped it? In any case, she looks a little uncertain as she feels around on the ground for the SFC, frowning deeper and deeper. ]Blaaar! Where the fuck is it? I know I ( Read more... )

[ When Terezi Pyrope finally came to, the smell of the surrounding saltwater was unbearably... erm, durrr, salty. She much preferred the dank and dreary smell of the laboratory over the stuffy and blue-smelling blanket overhead. What a terrible color. It reminded her of someone she didn't particularly care to think about, only that said someone was ( Read more... )